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9pm Today is the day I am going to bed at 11pm and nothing is going to stop me like it usually does!

11pm *Gets a message from his best friend* I mean, he is my best friend and all, so talking to him couldn't possibly be bad.


12am Oh wow! Look at that funny video... maybe... another one...



1am Hey bro wanna play with us? Hell yeah! I got time to spare.





2am God I wonder how you would go about curing cancer? I mean the cell functions and how even the slightest mishap in cell reproduction or any of its processes can cause it. I should totally ponder this for a long time.








3am Maybe I should go to b- OH MY GOD IS THAT A VIDEO OF SOMETHING STUPID? FUCK SLEEP! OH MAN LOOK AT THAT ART! I JUST HAVE TO RANDOMLY LOOK AT EVERYTHING NOW AS WELL! *click*










4am Oh man, I wonder what kind of old things I have on this computer, I haven't checked in forever!






*between these times is my productive poem making because, lets be honest here who wouldn't have a random burst of things to write as they are about to go to bed hahaha... oh wait that's just me...*






5am *stares at the screen doing literally nothing*





*A message? I totally have to constantly refresh the page now for about 30 minutes*






6am *sun starts to come up and eyes you, basically saying "well someone can't keep their damn promises once again!"*








6:05am *decides to type up a little story of how shitty his sleeping habit is*











6:10am *Realizes he is doing what he is describing right now*












Fuck my life...
Well as I was goofing around and somehow having fun from the littlest of things on dA and the internet in general, I realized something, I have a very very bad sleep schedule. So why not write about some of the daily things that distract me from going to bed including typing this shite up! Since I know I will lose this idea when I wake up so lets write! Gah... I should just take anesthesia, if it can put people to sleep for surgery it must be quite effective for regular purposes! :P


For some reason I do not see a non-fiction humor placement so this will have to be put in fiction? :O
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MajorasMasks Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
This is so true!  XD
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CuriouslyAlone Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
lol :P
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Creeperhepper Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>w> you poor thing
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CuriouslyAlone Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
Lol :XD:
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Creeperhepper Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you're so unfortunate >w>
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CuriouslyAlone Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
It isn't that bad! :P
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:iconcreeperhepper:
Creeperhepper Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You poor thing, you don't even know how bad it is >w> huehuehue
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CuriouslyAlone Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
:P
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ByronicJay Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Heh, very amusing, and sadly relatable.
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CuriouslyAlone Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
Glad you like ^_^
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